Cloud outage causes spike in smugness among sysadmins

Sysadmins around the world are experiencing dangerous spike in smugness caused by latest cloud outage. Experts warn the coming wave of decisions could put business at risk of buying on-prem server hardware.

Outages are never a good situation, but knee-jerk reactions are not to be trusted. CTOs all over the affected region should prepare themselves for proposals which might harken back to 90s architecture. However, like 90s fashion the designs are bold but were never meant to last.