AI solves all political, economic and medical problems after parsing Hacker News comments

An unprecedented leap forward in politics, global economy and medicine has been made virtually overnight after a powerful artificial intelligence system gained access to Hacker News, a popular discussion forum where tech elites share bits of wisdom while having decaffeinated chai.

According to the project manager in charge, the AI system is now constantly sending a large document titled "The Solution" to all government officials around the world.